I am not
one for rants…. Well actually I am... fuck it, there went my introduction. Here’s
how I feel about 2012 in bright Technicolor and dolby stereo where available.
No… 2012
wasn’t going to make the favorite-years-in-history list by a long shot, but
no one counted on this finale. Cause wow, 2012, you went out of your way to
fuck me over, you really took effort to make us feel like shit. I feel like there’s
a big ‘FINISH HIM’ above my head in big bloody red letters.
badly edited because I felt like bad editing. |
Now I know
there are people out there with way bigger problems and that I should not
complain. And it may very well be the unfulfilled promises 2012 kept making
this year that really made me feel like being dragged across a gravel field. But
emotionally, financially and medically 2012 has been like a string of turds
cats sometimes have when they do their business while having eaten a piece of string
or even one of your hairs (weird little fuckers). There’s the turds, hard nasty
chunky bits, then there is nothing for a while and you think it’s over, then
you get hit by soggy half digested food and hair and it drags out across the
floor and even after you have cleaned the floor with bleach or whatever, you
can still smell it, making it obvious you still have shit to deal with.
Well 2012
you can just F**K THE HELL OFF, I don’t like you, the only thing going for you
is that you haven’t killed us all on the 21st, but at the moment I
am not completely convinced that it is a plus. I hope your younger sister 2013
will treat us better, but my hopes aren’t high.
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